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Thank you Ronald Wilson Reagan (6 letters, 6 letters, 6 letters) for 40+ years of golden shower trickle down. Jeff Bezos can tell us more…

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TEENAGERS! Tired of being hassled by your stupid parents? Act now! Move out, get a job, pay your own bills… While you still know EVERYTHING!

Can you spot the fallacies in this humor?

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How many imperfect human dumpling foldings would it take to finance a robot that could then perfectly fold each dumpling time after time? But then what would happen to these dumpling folders after the robot is created?

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As I sit here drinking my coffee infused Scotch, I contemplate the FDA’s strong-arm tactics used to intimidate and terrorize Americans into remaining weak and submissive so they tow the line on healthcare, which is really sick care, and medicine, which is really corporate for-profit medicine.

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A 50mm Summilux (Leica's pretentious naming convention for an f1.4 lens) will set you back at least $4000. However, if has no planned obsolescence and if you take great care of it, it can render stunningly beautiful shots for the rest of a human’s lifetime...

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Tattoos are standard operating procedure in Camden Lock.

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A death-metal strong-bearded alien creature has been spotted!

It bestowed a face-melting pink laser bast from its eyes which transmitted a torrent of data stream from the astral upon me during the snapping of this pic. Future mega channeled text from the download will be forthcoming.

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Some parents artificially increasing their babies immune defenses.

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A cinematographer shooting a piece about another cinematographer talking about photography.

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Sometimes it takes not voting to realize that voting can have an effect. Since one day the UK is part of Europe and the next day it is not. 

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A smaller percentage of men come to realize at some point in their adulthood, what most women have already known since day one. That your shoes make your outfit.  

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Through the bread and circuses, “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” - George Bernard Shaw

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Too much hardware becomes fashion over function. Why yes, this fine gentleman is ready to walk the runway.

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Ice cream sandwiches from a cute vehicle taste better.

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Whether you're an indigenous man from the African Sahara, or a working professional in London; your dress is a reflection of your own self-respect. 

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"Our city be flooding!"

"Yeah, and oil companies are telling us there's no connection between this douchebag burning gas in his BMW creating excess carbon and the polar ice caps melting."

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Instead of looking at the geometry and fashion of the feminine goddess, observe all the masculine reactions to that subject.

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Dear hyperconnected urban landscape, do you remember nature?

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Our demons are largely due to confused ideas and ignorance of our true interest. Clear thinking and moral insight are therefore of incalculable value.

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She seekith company of those who appreciate the Western classical tradition.