This tour guide in a small German town found a way to make over $500USD for just 1 hour of work per evening as a 'night watchmen' giving a historic tour of the city. However, the soul school of life will still make sure he has other problems outside of his success in commerce.

Everything she just had to say seems to be null and void. But deep secrets cannot be repressed indefinitely.

The piss yellow lens is a tell that the user intends to filter 5500K for shooting in monochrome. It’s nice to be able to tell you this by not shooting in black & white.

When advertising goes vertical… The same often happens with workplace hours.

Pay more now or pay more later in medical bills.

Are we legion? Or are we something else?

Think deep. Focus shallow.

It’s now commonplace to know at least one person who’s preferred method of communication has become through a device more than in person. If this metastasizes to everyone it can only lead to on thing - robot apocalypse.

Mario is bouncing around London on his way to Rome. Where if an Italian man jumped on any of our heads we would die and he would be entitled to any coins we’d have.

Half of the dinner tab’s cost being due to the alcohol explains why liquor licenses are so coveted.

Although silver is a bit more ostentatious than black, it allows the engineering beauty to be more easily admired.

“Thanks for ringing. But we think we’re getting a skull tumor from long-term exposure of this thing against our head.”

Also being a filmmaker, we haven’t personally turned our camera 90-degrees and snapped a shot in about a decade. But for others, it seems to be a common occurrence.

Most if not all breeds of Bull Dog received faulty construction coding resulting in heads too big for their bodies during their astral assembly line construction. While cute in an oddly alien way, the result is they can only give birth via caesarean section.

David Fincher loves low angles and you should too.

The eyes are said to be a gateway to the soul.

There is a talent to observation.

Old churches in Europe are more for honoring historical significance instead of American ones which are often used as modern day tools of politics.

“Mom, seriously, you gotta get back to reading all those novels instead of spending hours a day during your golden years pecking and scrolling on this thing.”

While more fancy decorative hats such as the Top, Derby, Porkpie, Fez, and Bonnet have gone out, other sun prevention hats such as the Baseball, Cowboy, Fedora, and even on occasion, Gatsby, still remain due to their practicality.