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A death-metal strong-bearded alien creature has been spotted!

It bestowed a face-melting pink laser bast from its eyes which transmitted a torrent of data stream from the astral upon me during the snapping of this pic. Future mega channeled text from the download will be forthcoming.

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America's export to the world... Fecal filled fast food and conflict mineral made / slave labor constructed / ovarian cancer generating / NSA spying enabled Apple products. 

*Disclaimer, this post was written on a Macbook Pro.